February 2012
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cochinobc:
Ladies, don’t bother doing squats and lunges just to get your legs strong
You don’t have to trap me
I got no intentions of pulling out
And I have no intentions of taking care of that mistake you’ll push out nine months later
So good luck, bitch
How the hell did Goku get a random ass heart...
What the fuck was up with that?
This nigga as a little kid was practically living in the woods, but as soon as he’s cultured and shit the nigga gets sick and die when killer androids are about to run rampant?
C’mon bruh.
People say playing video games makes you...
metalzerofour:
hervacationh0me:
solaravadamkii:
But when people die in Mass Effect
that shit hurts.
That losing your team struggle.
“desensitized to killing” Yeah OK so I guess if I go to Afghanistan and get my legs shot off I’m gonna be sat there yelling “OH WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S BULLSHIT I SHOT HIM FIRST FUCKING CHEATING CUNT I’M GONNA REPORT HIM BECAUSE HE’S BLATANTLY GOT A MODDED...
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What’s worse than being robbed of all your clothes and being left with Nike Air Force Ones with flashing lights in the heel?
Anonymous asked: Hi it's Lissa I know I haven't contacted you from the other side for a while but I just found an asian recipe for pineapple tarts and thought of you kisses xoxo ahahahaha bye
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
It’s almost midnight.
And I’m going back on SolarAvadaMkII.
It’s been fun.
My mom is deathly convinced that Wendy Williams is a man.
And I really don’t blame her.
ghost-buddha:
have you ever noticed that all major villains/anti-heros have dastardly hairlines?
btw is Hugo retarded or just plain psychotic?
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White enough to let me borrow her credit card...
myearsarecold answered your question: Who has never done the Cha Cha Slide?
I have a friend who hasn’t. She’s super white
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Who has never done the Cha Cha Slide?
Everyone has done the Cha Cha Slide
They can’t be human if they don’t.
how you gonna be gangsta with grown man braces
mopwringermagic-ycgfr:
kurticedout:
finnahitalick paid chippynonstop for sex
wow
y’all niggas outchea wildin hard
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At least when Jamaicans steal beats they have enough respect to say it’s a particular riddim
We just don’t give a fuck
we’ll rap over your instrumental and make the song hotter than what you did for it.
Legitimately mad Vybz Kartel made a song called Cake Soap
Gender Analyzer →
iamthedeadpool:
littlebats:
donchacha:
“We think http://donchacha.tumblr.com is written by a man (82%).”
“We think http://littlebats.tumblr.com/ is written by a man(71%).”
We think http://iamthedeadpool.tumblr.com is written by a woman (76%).
how
We guess http://solaravadamkii.tumblr.com is written by a man (51%), however it’s quite gender neutral.
hate has no gender, fuckers
Disrespect is seeing a nigga you don’t like on your dash, getting a picture he posted, post it yourself and then get more notes than him.
kelllifornia:
thedrunkenenigma:
If a female doesn’t support you I promise she ain’t for you.
If you want to be a motherfucking power ranger, she should tell you how dumb that shit is but support it anyway.
I need that in my life.
This.
And 75% you bitches that reblog this ain’t even about that life.
So shut up.
Stop enabling these sluts.
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godloveushoodniggas:
beatmesa:
wave-grease:
haitianprophet:
I can’t be friends with someone who prefers turkey bacon.
why would one waste their money on pork bacon.
!!!
bitch you dumb
nigga
shut up
wave-grease:
haitianprophet:
I can’t be friends with someone who prefers turkey bacon.
why would one waste their money on pork bacon.
!!!
oh god
don’t open up the racial draft again
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ghostkid:
welcome to the jungle we got trees and rain we got everything you want mostly trees and rain
How come butthurt on tumblr is almost always...
Is that like a law?
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how to unlock an iphones??
ferretmochalatte:
ahmed-crave-womans:
i have buy an iphone 4s on ebay but he is LOCK. how to find out who is lock to?? how to ACTIVATES?? enrage feeling dwell within
Lmaooooooo
okay I kinda have to follow this blog now
There’s no burn blog for the black side of tumblr because basically all of our blogs send shots at one another at different intervals.
This is not a straight line. No, this is an intricate web of hate and misery.
We outchea.
the-goddamn-batmanny:
The way I see if if your nudes are on a burn blog, then you should’ve screened whomever you sent them too.
That’s what you get for sending out nudes haphazardly.
That’s what you get for giving out nudes like welfare checks.
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barrack-opendatbrama:
> get raped
> dont report rape
> complain there isnt enough being done for rape victims
> what victims?
Pretty much everyone in the King Cold family was a raging effeminate faggot.
crapcom:
>gets raped
>dont go to police
>post on tumblr for sympathy points
Drake look like the type of nigga to be in the...